“Don’t their sphincter’s open the other way?”
– Anil Seth speaking about NPCs
“To me, Lackshmi is like a delayed-blast fireball.”
-Equus, during his reign as the first king of Wynietin
“Well, my expert says…”
-Thorgrim
“Justin, for the record this sucks. Your world’s hosed.”
-Anil, during the Cataclysm
“Not done yet.”
-Justin, in response to the above
“Everybody pour it on now!”
-Alestria, after her band of elves was was scorched by the breath of a turtle dragon, before returning the favor in kind with fireballs (also Voltron, attempting to thwart the destructive Omega Comet)
“You smell like my poopy!”
-Rockheart, the stone giant, to Quinderel
“Justin, I peed in the street.”
-Dave, during an XP session
“I need some alcohol to get my spoo off the table. Can you help me out?”
-Alestria, after knocking on the door of the high priest of Elish and foremost theologian on the Prime Plane
“You’re dead…both of you.”
-Edrina, to two gatormen (each over 7 feet tall) after leaping across a large muck pit
“You are trees.”
-Nameless One, Fyrmont 1012
“You are trees.”
-Myth, Kaldmont 1020
“An eye for an eye will only leave us blind.”
-Equus Stormcrow, in Myths of the Wandering King
“I’m going to sit on my cot…wrench my hands…and weep. Because I’m convinced: I am going to fucking die. Game over. Game fucking over.”
-Efrim, announcing his action the first round after Fethuse launched his underground attack on Newsun Home
“If we all die, then we’re all dead.”
-Lackshmi, during the planning of a counter-attack against Fethuse, in a stunning display of logical prowess
“You should have respect for nature because it has no respect for you.”
-Madjack the Judicator, generaly philosophy given when powerful allies were gathered at Newsun to drive off Fethuse
“Fuck Fethuse!”
-Madjack’s command for a “geas” spell at Fethuse’s downfall
“Who is this Equus guy? He sounds like some kind of space-whore.”
-Al Bino, amidst the ruins of Nithia
“What we need is to start poppin’ out some babies, some ugly ass babies.”
-Al Bino, upon the prospect of mating with Fig Longrunner
“The next thing anyone knows, Carrock’s body lies splattered in a 30ft radius on the ground and Lackshmi finds herself facing a teetering-but-unmoving 31st level lich with an artifact floating harmlessly next to her (the lich’s hands resting peacefully at her sides).”
-Justin, after Carrock somehow stunned Lilla during her own attempt to kill Lackshmi in timestop
“The wages of sin are Death! Your payday is Here!”
-Efrim, pointing at the Master in a speech before the world’s sovereigns, prior to his duel
“Although the Warlord Efrim MacGregor would have you believe I have built an empire on murder, I suspect that all of you know much better.”
-The Master, in his own pre-duel speech
“The King then returns to his balcony and steps up to speak:
‘Let it begin.’
And so the Master begins to walk toward his own marker on the arena floor, and settles upon it fixing Efrim with a calm and steady stare. Efrim yells to the Master,
‘Good luck sir, you’re going to need it.’
Efrim begins a mantra prayer:
‘I enter the sacred sanctuary, I give my mind unto fire, my soul unto the light, as my body enters the void.’
Efrim’s crackling aura subsides to a sphere of calm, swirling black energy. Beams of white streak across its surface. In a disembodied voice lacking confidence or fear he calls out,
‘I…am…ready.’
The whole place is stony quiet.”
-moments before Efrim’s duel with the Master