What do you do with a Bacca Plate?
1. Barbed arrowheads.
2. Earrings of Non-Detection. Wouldn’t someone wearing bacca have a zone where they would be immune to magical detection? Or is it only dampening magic in a personal sense? Like your Invisibility would be extinquished, but the Clairvoyence of someone 500′ away would be unaffected?
Magic Items I want to create
1. Wand of Haste
2. Wand of Slow
3. Al’s Efreeti Knocker
— I got the idea that a magic item with the Knock spell should be in the shape of a knocker, and to activate it it must be held in the hand and the little “knocker” bar must be struck. Because we have awesome associates, I think I will pay the Efreeti to craft an object with their image on it, and then enchant it.
4. Efrim’s Dispelling Hanky
-I know the one-shot dispell items don’t work anymore, but can Dispell magic items be created? If so, then let’s have Efrim create some 36th level dispell items. It could be a wand, but I like the idea of a hanky that “wipes” the magic away. Very foppish.
5. “CUM Blender” – a stone enchanted with CUM3 + Barrier, or Bonesolvent…
6. “The Watcher” – a statue of Al to be placed in Ostbruck that can be activated with a password that everyone will know. (Something like “Save me!” in elven. When activated, the statue does a number of things:
a. Protection from Evil 10′ Radius
b. Werescare
c. Bonesolvent
d. Lakshmi’s Communication (to Al)
e. Clairvoyance (to Al)
f. Animate Object <– screw that, just make it a golem!
Constructs Al Wants to Make
An important aspect of Al’s Construct Brigade is not the awesome fighting power, but the special effects they can add, and the diminutive size allowing the construct to be stored in a Bag of Holding.
1. Faerie1 Simulacra, perverted with Beholder attachments:
a. Faerie based flesh body, with the head hollowed out and an anti-magic beholder eye inserted.
b. Faeriewith Sleep Eye stalk2 attached
c. Brownie with Slow eye stalk attached
d. Brownie with Disintegrate eye stalk attached
e. Browine with Telekinesis eye stalk attached
f. *Really, being immune to the eye stalk rays, I’ll make as many of these as I can. See list below under Comments.
The “Treasure Nappers”:
2. Faerie simulacra with Mass Shrink spell power.
3. [edit] Perm Hasted Gelatinous Cube construct, but modified so it’s not a ridiculous cube…
The Faerie shrinks all the loot, and the jelly soaks it up and returns it to me while I’m busy wasting baddies!!